Two Blind Pilots
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Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,”ya know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die.”
hahahaha…
taken from http://www.onlyfunnystories.com/
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hahahaha
Comment by Syamsu Rizal November 22, 2008 @ 1:08 pmha…ha…ha…
I can’t catch the point.. hiks..
btw, Actually, the pilot one is the expert. do you know why it almost accident? beside he forgot to open the cocpit’s door, he didn’t use his glasses correctly, therefore, he can’t hear quite good, coz of his deafness, he attach hearing aid in his glasses.
Comment by Hasan November 22, 2008 @ 2:27 pmsave by the scream
I think the point is in the end of the story..
“they’re gonna scream too late”
CMIIW
Comment by Syamsu Rizal November 23, 2008 @ 7:43 am